Alcohol, what's that?It's not in my vodkabulary,
but let me check in whiskypedia.
al.co.hol /noun/ :
A bitter fluid used to help white people dance.
I only drink Champagne on two occasions,
when I am in love and when I am not.
Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across from the bar from us and said "That's us in ten year years."
He said "That's a mirror dipshit."
12 Reasons why Beer is better than God:
1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.2. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
3. Beer has never caused a major war.
4. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for
