.God says: "So you would love her."
..But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? ..
God says: "So she would love you."
- Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
- Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
- What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
- Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals."
- What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
...Sex.
- Why did God create man before woman?
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