Funny Definitions
Father: The banker that nature provides.Experience : The name men give to their mistakes
Compromise: The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece
A pessimist : an optimist with a lot experienceMonday:
The day after
Sunday-Funday
Immature:
A word used by boring people to describe fun people
Women:
The most confusing creatures that God put on the face of earth.
Gynecologist:
A fool who finds problems where others seek pleasure!
Mother:one person who does the work for 20...for free.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated



