I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children,
sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
God thought that since he couldn't be
everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be
everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law:
the farther away the better.
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Husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called up her mom and said:
he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.
Mom said: no darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you.
Two men were in a pub.
One says to his mate, “My mother-in law is an angel.”
His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine is still alive.”
What is the difference between mother-in-law and a terrorist?
One says to his mate, “My mother-in law is an angel.”
His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine is still alive.”
What is the difference between mother-in-law and a terrorist?
