Funny School jokes

 SCHOOL LIFE:

Most irritating moment
- Morning alarm

Most difficult task
- To find SOCKS

Most Dreadful Journey
- way to class

 Most lovely time
- meeting friends

 Most tragic moment
- Surprise test in 1st period

Most wonderful news.
- TEACHER IS ABSENT.

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?