Funny Mother-in-law Jokes

I just got back from a pleasure trip.
 I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children,
 sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.


God thought that since he couldn't be
everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be
 everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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Toilets are like mothers-in-law:
 the farther away the better.

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Husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called up her mom and said:
he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.

Mom said: no darling, he must pay for his mistake.
 I am coming to live with you.

Two men were in a pub. 
 One says to his mate, “My mother-in law is an angel.”
 His friend replies, “You’re lucky.  Mine is still alive.”

What is the difference between mother-in-law and a terrorist?
You can sometimes make an agreement with a terrorist.

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My mother-in-law said, “One day I will dance on your grave.”
I said, “I hope you do, I will be buried at sea.”

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My mother in law is a real treasure!
And the treasure must be buried...

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- If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom will you save?
Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.

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My wife and I saw three men beating up my mother in law.
My wife said "aren't you going to help?"
I said "No.Three should be enough".

Husband and wife had a fight. 

Wife called mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to home. 

Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you at your home.

What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your mother-in-law?
 A:  Sir, we were able to save her!

If you don't have
ANYTHING NICE TO SAY
You must to be a mother in law