The Funniest Animal Jokes

 -  A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes.

-A water log stick will do just fine.

- A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb.

– Give him your heart and he’ll give you his.

– How many people can you say that about?

– How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special?

– How many people can make you feel extraordinary?”

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    Who is your real friend?

If you don’t believe it,just try this experiment:
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for a hour.
When you open the trunk,
which one is really happy to see you?

FUNNY ANIMALS JOKES 

What did one pig say to the other?

Don’t go bacon my heart!