because your a fine piece of work
- Is your dad a genie?
because your making my dreams come true
- Is your dad a lock smith?
because you have the keys to my heart
- Did your dad write a dictionary?
because you put meaning in my life
- Is your dad a japelano?
because you sure are hot.
- Is your dad a terrorist?
because you are a sex bomb
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are
- Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming
. - Is your father a boxer?
Cause you're a knockout.
- If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would walk in my garden forever.
- Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- How was heaven when you left it?
- If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now
. - Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
- If being a sex symbol were a crime,you'd be guilty as charged.
- You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
- If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
- Is your name Gillette?
Cause you look like the best a man can get.
- You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book.
So what's one more?
- Where have you been all my life?
- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
- Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
- I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
- I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy.
What you need is some vitamin ME.
- Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you
. - When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
- Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
- Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
- Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes)?
because you look gggggreat
- Is your dad a donkey?
Cause you have a great ass!
- Is your dad a drug dealer?
cause you sure are dope!
- Is your dad a pilot?
because my heart taking off
- Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
- Your daddy must be a high jumper because you make my bar raise!
- Is your daddy a magician?
Cause abracaDAYUM!
- Is your dad a sergeant?
because your making my privates stand at attention!
- Your Daddy must have been a Baker because you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
- is your dad a lumber jack?
because everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants
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